Your DOse of Dad
WRITTEN By Andrew Nebel and lucas mccabe
- RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
- I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s OK because he woke up.
- When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
- Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, still working on it.
- Son: Where are my sunglasses? Dad: I don't know...where are my dad glasses?
- Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism.
- Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
- What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
- If a child refuses to take a nap, is he resisting a rest?